Panadola Diction

So no post lately, you may have noticed. Work stole my internet, thus limitating my blogoutput. I feel so limitated. Good news though, there are whisperings of a restoration of internet access privileges soon.

In the mean time, I will concern myself with the threat of imminent flooding. I’ve been told I should be sandbagging, due to my proximity to the Liffey (I’ve got an eye on it out my window as we speak), but I remain confident that I will not need to take any action. I’m basing that confidence on my neighbours’ apparent inaction. If they sandbag I’ll sheep. I’ve brought guitars upstairs, the rest would all dry out.

“If they sandbag, I’ll sheep.”

Strangest combination of words also known as a sentence I’ve come across in a while. I may steal it for a story, I’m prone to that, as you know